Don't you just love how they show this lovely font to possibly change the boring ones on the list then don't show the lovely one as a possibility?
Since no one ever reads this blog, I'm just going to say whatever's on my mind. First off, after 5 weeks of being gone on business, my husband came home yesterday. Frankly, I wish he were still gone. He watches crap on the boob tube all day, hogs the bed, snores, sits in my chair. But he did do my laundry for me...not sure why...and made dinner. That's a relief. I'm sick of making dinner for all these people who don't clean up after themselves and never offer a word of thanks or appreciation.
Second, I'm sick of cats pissing on my things. I'm sick of one cat in particular...my daughter-in-law's cat...that climbs on the screens and pokes holes them. You think my son and daughter-in-law will offer to fix the screens when they get rid of the damn cat? Hell no. They'll blow it off as nothing. And I'm not supposed to charge them rent? Bullshit.
Third, I'm so fucking fat, I could puke. Ha! That might solve some of my problems! I'm supposed to be on a three day cleanse but I can't even resist the plain old humdrum food around here. Why do I feel deprived when I restrict myself...even for 3 days? Why do I want to hoard it all and eat it all? Why can't I get it through my big fat head that eating all this shit only makes everything worse? My feet and knees hurt all the time. I look like a stuffed sausage in most of my clothes. Walking is unbearable, standing is intolerable, and even though I exercise regularly and hard, I don't see results. Oh, I might be a bit stronger than I was a couple years ago, but I don't see it benefiting me at all. Why? Because I'm so fucking fat! I can't shut my mouth and keep food out. I can't get myself to eat the good things...only the bad fattening crap finds its way down my gullet. I'm so guilty of the sin of gluttony that I tip the scales at least 295!!! That's insane! Why am I doing this to myself? Why can't I stop eating the crap and eat the good stuff? It's just food and it all tastes the same whether I eat it or not. It won't go away so why do I always have to have it NOW? Why am I in the mindset of "I want what I want when I want it and I want it NOW?"
Tomorrow, we'll do a b-day dinner for my step-granddaughter. She wants fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Do I think I can keep my hands off the chicken and potatoes? I should. Will I? Right now, I'm doing the self-doubt and pretty much think I won't. No matter how much I tell myself not to, I always give in. Always. It never stops. I can't stop and I don't know why. I quit smoking several times...why can't I quit eating? I make myself sick. I'm insane with the obsession of food and I want it stopped. I've tried to self-analyze my reasons. There are only two reasons I can think of for treating my fat body this way. #1 is rebellion. People tell me to stop eating so much or get on this meal plan or whatever and I basically say, to hell with you, I"ll do what I want. And #2 is being unattractive. As long as I'm fat, I don't feel I'm attractive to my husband so he'll leave me alone physically...which he has for 4 1/2 years now. All my fat is a distancing tool to keep people away...especially him. I don't want him to touch me anymore. Neither of us have said it but it seems to be working because he doesn't and I don't.
Why am I always the fattest person in the room? I guess someone has to be but why me? Why am I the one who got fat? Why couldn't I have stayed slim like I was in college? Why didn't I stop it when I was working? Why did it have to be me who got fat? I want to switch places with a slim person. I want to be slim. I'll never be skinny and don't want to be. I just want to get rid of this ugly extra person I'm carrying around. I don't like her anymore. She sucks. She hurts me. She makes me depressed. I want to take her off...like a fat suit.
Why am I always the fattest person in the room? I guess someone has to be but why me? Why am I the one who got fat? Why couldn't I have stayed slim like I was in college? Why didn't I stop it when I was working? Why did it have to be me who got fat? I want to switch places with a slim person. I want to be slim. I'll never be skinny and don't want to be. I just want to get rid of this ugly extra person I'm carrying around. I don't like her anymore. She sucks. She hurts me. She makes me depressed. I want to take her off...like a fat suit.
I'm sick of being so fat, though. It really is insane and there is no valid reason why I am. I need to shut my mouth and never open it to garbage again. I CAN do it. Will I?